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Post by Rogue of Night on Nov 5, 2010 16:11:23 GMT -7
Do a mystery one this time P:
"Yamira: Were you surprised when the Toronto Blue Jays lost? Laya: Surprised? You could have knocked me over with a(n) pen.
Yamira: I think the weather had a lot to do with it. Laya: Yes, the field was in terrible shape. It had been raining snakes and hawks up until the time the game started.
Yamira: What do you think of the catcher? Laya: He's a problem. He's out of shape. The coach should take the termite by the legs and fire him!
Yamira: We don't see nose to nose on this at all. I think the catcher is in great shape. He's as fit as a(n) harmonica. Laya: How can you say that? He got on the team by the skin of his hair.
Yamira: You may be right. But you and I know how it is. That's just the way the pizza bounces.
Laya: Well, time certainly does catch. I've got to be getting home now.
Yamira: See you tomorrow, I hope. It's always fun struggling the breeze with you."
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Post by Laya on Nov 5, 2010 16:12:49 GMT -7
mystery madlibs tow Paranormal Activity Ghost Story When you woke up. Goosebumps/Welcome to Camp Jellyjam Mystery of the Missing Lip Gloss!! Last Night My Scary Story The killing of the little girl and other people. The Evil Potato LOST - The Lie suicide bomber badger mystery of the 3 headed dragon mad mystery madlibs Yogurt RULES YOU SOUL IM SO CONFUSED!!! who killed who? The Terrifing Story Part 1 of 3 sapphire the pa The Posability of Murder when boogers take over the world mystey solving This is genious Nancy Drew George Fayne Nancy Drew- Danger By Design LOL personal love letter love letter 2 Why bananas hate Apples and Oranges The murderus black widow There are NOT ants in my pants Hubert Cumberdale Bonfire Bones Chomp.
Those are the libs :3 XDXD Thats funny!
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Post by Rogue of Night on Nov 5, 2010 16:15:59 GMT -7
When You Woke Up
I know, right?
ANNOUNCER: Hello, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to the latest edition of Wacky World of Winter Sports, where kids are in charge. This week, we feature several sports created by kids, including “sharp School Lunch Hockey,” and “Textbook Ice Skating.” Let's meet our first competitor.
INTERVIEWER: Emily is a champion sharp School Lunch Hockey player. Tell us, Emily, how did you get into this specialized kind of hockey?
Emily: Well, I always hated school lunches. They are so plump, juicy, and saucy. One cold winter day, I was so sick of delicious meatloaf, I took my lunch outside and whacked it across the play yard to see how far it would go. It went far! My friends pounced, so we decided to make a new game.
INTERVIEWER: Thank you, Emily. Next we have Laya, who is a champion Textbook Ice Skater. How did you get started with Textbook Ice Skating?
Laya: I have been Textbook Ice Skating since I was 879. One day, when I was walking home, I there dropped my school books on the ice, stepped on them yesterday, and slid. But since I am good at ice skating, I just shot across the ice. It was fun, so I decided to make a sport of it. I find that Phys Ed books work the best.
ANNOUNCER: Thank you for that grumpy interview. Well, there you have it, folks. Two stupid new sports in this Wacky World of Winter Sports. Until next week, I'm Oompa-Loompa.
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Post by Laya on Nov 5, 2010 16:17:23 GMT -7
XDXDXDXDXDXDXD
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Post by Rogue of Night on Nov 5, 2010 16:19:10 GMT -7
Okay, dude, answer these (unless you really don't want to ): RELATIVE: ADJECTIVE: ADJECTIVE: ADJECTIVE: NAME OF PERSON IN ROOM: ADJECTIVE: ADJECTIVE: VERB ENDING IN "ED": BODY PART: VERB ENDING IN "ING": NOUN (PLURAL): NOUN: ADVERB: VERB: VERB: RELATIVE: PERSON IN ROOM:
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Post by Laya on Nov 5, 2010 16:19:55 GMT -7
You wake up with blood on your toe nail. You look down to see the pillow drenched with pee. You quickly burped up and looked at the corpse laying beside the bed. The dead body appears to have mutiple wounds all across his bicep and lip. They look like bow and arrow wounds. You start to surprised and you grin to the bathroom across the room to wash up all the milk on you face. Walking out of the bathroom, you notice the room around you looks like a spooky and pretty motel. You start to look around and notice all the red stain along the walls. aloof rises up into your lungs as you gasp and swim to the door across from the bed. The door is locked with padlocks and chains. You scream and pound on the door, 'LET ME OUT!' You peer out into the eye hole and see another eye. You focus your vision and see a finger being pulled away. A black ear holding on the hair released its grip and the sweaty head dropped onto the ground. You panic and hide in the corner. Insanity pops into your head and you stalk. orange juice ran from the ceilings and walls. The door next to you opens and you see.....
RONALD MCDONALD!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!
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Post by Laya on Nov 5, 2010 16:21:51 GMT -7
RELATIVE: Tyler ADJECTIVE: cute ADJECTIVE: blue ADJECTIVE: beautiful NAME OF PERSON IN ROOM: Kris ADJECTIVE: hairy ADJECTIVE: tall VERB ENDING IN "ED": poked BODY PART: forehead VERB ENDING IN "ING": kissing NOUN (PLURAL): cats NOUN: lamp ADVERB: slowly VERB: flip VERB: grin RELATIVE: Kat PERSON IN ROOM: Rhyne
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Post by Rogue of Night on Nov 5, 2010 16:24:01 GMT -7
BWAHAHA!!!
Dear Tyler, I am having a(n) Cute time at camp. The counselour is Blue and the food is Beautiful. I met Kris and we became Hairy friends. Unfortunately, Kris is Tall and I Poked my Forehead so we couldn`t go Kissing like everybody else. I need more Cats and a Lamp sharpener, so please Slowly Flip more when you Grin back. Your Kat, Rhyne
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Post by Rogue of Night on Nov 5, 2010 16:24:34 GMT -7
Aries — Ram (March 21-April 19) Someone you know may be feeling incredible. Stay out of the way!
Taurus — Bull (April 20-May 20) Don't die in public. It could prove embarrassing.
Gemini — Twins (May 21-June 20) Control the urge to fall. leap instead.
Cancer — Crab (June 21-July 22) tripping too many calendars will leave you exhausted!
Leo — Lion (July 23-August 22) A loved one thinks you are lame. Do not be taken in by flattery.
Virgo — Virgin (August 23-September 22) lay in private when possible. It's difficult to concentrate when people are watching.
Libra— Scales (September 23-October 22) Avoid shouting cups.
Scorpio — Scorpion (October 23-November 21) Never loan money to bloody raccoons! They are poor credit risks.
Sagittarius — Archer (November 22-December 21) Today is a good day to dig a(n) post-it note.
Capricorn — Goat (December 22-January 19) You may receive some staples from a secret admirer! Water them every day, and they will last a long time.
Aquarius — Water Bearer (January 20-February 18) Unless you organize your walls better, you won't get anything done.
Pisces — Fish (February 19-March 20) A good friend will give you $846 to buy new trees. Be sure to thank your friend.
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Post by Laya on Nov 5, 2010 16:26:00 GMT -7
BWA HA HA HA!!! That's funny.
I'm an Aries. He's a Taurus. What're you?
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Post by Rogue of Night on Nov 5, 2010 16:27:06 GMT -7
Okay, dude, choose:
Be Kind Letter From Camp Romeo and Juliet: Prologue Old Macdonald Personal Ad Rush Hour 3 Love Letter 4 War Runaway Bride Proposal Part of Your World (The Little Mermaid) Sick Note Can I Have Your Daughter`s Hand? Dragons My Dream Man Love Letter 3 Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds (The Beatles) The Walmart Difference Henry and the Devious Designers Sweeney Todd The Raven - Edgar Allan Poe Sonnet 141 - William Shakespeare How To Wash Your Face Hakuna Matata (The Lion King) You`ll Be In My Heart (Phil Collins) Pride and Prejudice Latinlib #2 Love Letter 2 Start All Over (Hannah Montana) Television Ad History of Sonic the Hedgehog Rock and Roll (Led Zeppelin) Smelly Cat (Phoebe`s Song) A Galaxy Apart: Star Wars Your Way White and Nerdy (Weird Al) Nightmare on My Street (Will Smith) The Care Bears Movie His Cheeseburger (VeggieTales) Olympic Commentary Iron Man (Black Sabbath) An Animal And His Owner It`s a Long Way To The Top (ACDC) The One With Ross` Tan Valentine`s Cards A Day at Waste Management A Gangsta Story Green Acres Theme Flintstones Theme I Will Survive Lyrics (Gloria Gaynor) The Busy Bumble Bee Across the Universe (the Beatles) Fraud Response Weird Day Spongebob Squarepants Theme Bad Day Motivational Posters 1 Dirty Martini A Rough Day Being Famous The Christmas Song Yo Ho! Course Description A Man of Many Things We May Never Know!!! Letter of Recommendation broke phi broke Candle Light Rumble Down With Love - The Monologue Serial Killer 500 Miles (The Proclaimers) Superhero Almanac: The Flash Someone Special Nursery rhyme Ancient Proverbs 2 New Olympic Sport The Freshman (The Verve Pipe) I am Chinchilla Superhero Almanac: Wolverine Dictionary Disasters 1 Breakfast at Tiffany`s (Deep Blue Something) Job Opening Fly, Robin Fly (Silver Convention) Lose Yourself (Eminem) abducted by aliens! Days of the Week Movie Quotes 2 Superhero Almanac: Superman I Shot the Sheriff (Bob Marley) Latinlib #1 (yes -- in Latin!) Einstein Quoted Love Letter Fortune Cookies 2 The One With the Jellyfish Wolly Mammoth Superhero Almanac: Batman Mission Impossible 2 Movie Quotes 1 Driver`s Manual My 2nd Evil Plan to Take Over the World Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade Larry Boy Theme Fortune Cookies 1 The New Day Like a ...... (Madonna) Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom Anybody Want a Peanut? Boot to the Head (The Frantics) Dream Lover (Bobby Darin) Ancient Proverbs 1 VeggieTales Theme Yesterday (Beatles) Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark The Superstore Walk Like an Egyptian (The Bangles) Fraggle Rock Theme I am the Walrus (Beatles) Me and Nicole Lemony Snicket`s A Series of Unfortunate Events DuckTales Theme My Evil Plan to Take Over the World The Speech Song (Full) Gilligan`s Island Theme The Twelve Days of Christmas The One Where Everyone Finds Out !!! California Dreamin` (Mamas and the Papas) Thriller (Michael Jackson) Heart in Motion (Amy Grant) Snow White First Day Important Information About Your Account Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets Spiderman The Star-Spangled Banner Betcha Can`t Taste the Difference Polarized Plug Easy Popping Instructions Su Doku The Speech Song Part 4 The Speech Song Part 3 The Speech Song Part 2 The Speech Song Part 1 Shakespeare`s Taming of the Shrew Part 2 Shakespeare`s Taming of the Shrew Part 1 Shakespeare`s A Midsummer Night`s Dream Shakespeare`s Hamlet Yankee Doodle Shakespeare`s Julius Caeser This Land Is Your Land Jack and Jill Three Blind Mice On Top of Old Smokey Shakespeare`s Romeo and Juliet? Shakespeare`s Macbeth? Berkeley Software Distribution License Disclaimer Harry Potter and the Sorcerer`s Stone Noah`s Ark "Roast Goose with Apple Stuffing" Recipe Obituaries Going to the Mall Princess Bride Summer Vacation J.R.R. Tolkien Robert Jordan Another Trilogy: Part 3 Another Trilogy: Part 2 Katie`s Kapers How to make a PB&J Popular Video Game 1 Baseball? There Was an Old Woman The Cat and The Fiddle Declaration of... Adolecent Genetically-Altered Karate Amphibians Another Trilogy: Part 1 Ten Commandments Romantic Poetry Popular Video Game 2 Pizza Parlor Lord of the ... Part III Lord of the ... Part II Lord of the ... Part I The Industry`s Most Highly Awarded... Green Tea Label The Pledge Holiday Festivities A Day in The Life of a College Student Hail to the Chief! Greetings, Earthlings!
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Post by Rogue of Night on Nov 5, 2010 16:27:23 GMT -7
Sagittarius babeh!
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Post by Rogue of Night on Nov 5, 2010 16:27:52 GMT -7
Or, there's these:
All a Dream An Odd Animal Adventures Abroad Apple Surprise The Beach The Best Town in the World The Best Town in the World Has a Fall Festival The Box Burp! The Camping Trip Could It Really Happen? A Crazy Night at the Library Dear Diary A Detective for Halloween A Discovery in the Park Dream Dates Field Trip Fun Flying Through Lunch For a Limited Time Only! A Funky Fourth Game Show Good Stuff Goooooal! The Great Dough Disaster The Great Mural The Hanukkah Party The Haunted Tower Holiday Sing-Along How to Build a Chore-Doer How to Make a Snowman An Invitation It's the Thought that Counts Jingle, Jingle! Kids in Space Learn to Be a Rock Star Lessons Aesop Never Taught Letter from Ima Wolf Life's a Cliché Live from the Sydney Olympics Meet the Animals The Missing Food Mystery A Modern Cinderella The Mummy My Amazing Thanksgiving My Cool Grandparents The New Computer Game The New Kids in School A New Sport New Year's Day Tradition A New Winter Sport New Year's Resolution An Ode On the Set On the Track of Bigfoot Our Class Project The Perfect Day Show Pet Show The Pet Show Plans for a Great Summer The Play's the Thing Raise the Curtain! Road Trip! Safety Booklet Simply Delicous! The Sky Is Falling! Snow Games Some Days Are the Worst Special News Report A Special Valentine Spring Cleaning! Summer Camp Summer Fun Summer Reading Report Super Salad The Surprise Garden Survival! Tales of Tails Ten Great New Year's Resolutions Things That Drive Me Bonkers This One Is Just Right Today's Horoscopes Tongue Twisters A Trip to the Art Museum Twelve Holly Days Two Cinquains Up Close and Personal A Valentine Poem Wackytown Wacky World of Winter Sports The Wandering Woolly Mammoth The Weather Station Westward Ho! What Are Friends For? What Will the Weather Be? Which One Is Right for You? The Whole Town Celebrates! Why I Love Fall
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Post by Laya on Nov 5, 2010 16:28:05 GMT -7
Dragons or The Mummy
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Post by Rogue of Night on Nov 5, 2010 16:28:56 GMT -7
COLOR SUPERLATIVE (ENDING IS "EST") ADJECTIVE BODY PART (PLURAL) BODY PART NOUN ANIMAL (PLURAL) ADJECTIVE ADJECTIVE ADJECTIVE
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