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Post by Laya on Nov 5, 2010 15:40:59 GMT -7
XDXDXDXD The one I just did is really funny. I'm on the phone with K so I asked him and this is what it is. He is dying right now: To my Dearest Rhyne,
I cannot contain my love that today is our wedding day! It seems like only yesterday when I first saw your beautiful hair. I could not believe how sexy you were, and today I am the luckiest hockey sticks alive. You are cute , blue , and hairy , and I couldn't ask for anything more. The way you kiss melts my heart. I want you to know that I will do all I can to give you a skinny life. My job as a pharmasist may not seem like much, but we will be rich with love , pain , and cats . One day we will have 32 hairless children. I hope that they have my leg and your boring finger nail and nose . When I see you walk down the aisle today I know I will burp with joy! I love you with all my thigh .
Love, Kris
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Post by Rogue of Night on Nov 5, 2010 15:42:53 GMT -7
ROFLMFAO!!!!!! Can I do one? =D
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Post by Laya on Nov 5, 2010 15:43:54 GMT -7
Sure. what subject matter would you like?
These are the categories:
Action Adult Adventure Animal Art Baby Biography Business Childrens Comedy Computing Cooking Crime Entertainment General Fiction Government Health/Medicine History Holiday Humor Miscellaneous Music Mystery News Poetry Politics Reference Romance Science Science‑Fiction Self Help Sports Technology Thriller Travel
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Post by Rogue of Night on Nov 5, 2010 15:45:51 GMT -7
Science-Fiction
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Post by Laya on Nov 5, 2010 15:46:34 GMT -7
These are the types of Libs for it. Pick one :3
the Princess (imroved) Star Wars The King Who Was Abducted by Aliens Star Wars Episode IV Weird story Alien Invasion that one time robots the rebellion The New Alien Postcard From Pluto Here comes (noun) The Princess carried away Star Trek Who's Purse? The Girl nane Paula is Crazy The War That Russia Bombed United States the monster man the ufo Alien Abduction Your Star Wars Avdventure Your Star Wars adventure PART TWO Your Star Wars Adventure PART THREE Your Star Wars Adventure PART FOUR Your Star Wars Adventure PART FIVE
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Post by Rogue of Night on Nov 5, 2010 15:50:33 GMT -7
The King was Abducted By Aliens x3
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Post by Laya on Nov 5, 2010 15:51:59 GMT -7
Location ? Past Tense Verb ? Adjective ? Location ? Adjective ? Plural Noun ? Noun ? Animal ? Adjective ? Adjective ? Verb Ending In Ing ? Plural Noun ? Sport Location ? Location ? Number ?
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Post by Rogue of Night on Nov 5, 2010 15:56:38 GMT -7
Location: The Moon Past Tense Verb: Swam Adjective: Pitiful Location: Montresser (not sure if that's how you spell it) Space Port Adjective: Fancy Plural Noun: Blobs Noun: Ruler Animal: Sea Anemone Adjective: Soggy Adjective: Ridiculous Verb Ending in ING: Shooting Plural Noun: pencils Sport: Fishing Location: Konohagakure Location: Antarctica Number: 845,629
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Post by Laya on Nov 5, 2010 16:01:17 GMT -7
There was a king in the moon. He was swam off the throne. He was on his way home when he was abducted by aliens which is very pitiful. He came back to montresser space fort with fancy cuts. The aliens adverb dropped him off. While he was gone, some thieves had broken into his house, and stole all of his blobs and his ruler. They also stole his pet sea anemone. The news station found his story soggy and published it in the ridiculous news. Everyone was told to keep away from the area where the king was abducted for their own safety. People were opposed to this and re-elected the king they had voted off. He told everyone while he was not king, his hobby was shooting pencils and playing fishing. He went to the field where he was abducted with the Konohagakure and Antartica Militaries. A UFO appeared in the sky. The king ran off. They ordered fire. The fighter jet chased the UFO out of Earth. An alien abduction was prevented and now everyone could go outside without fear of alien abduction. The king won the election and the thieves were the aliens. The aliens were thrown in jail for 845,629 years THE END.
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Post by Rogue of Night on Nov 5, 2010 16:03:53 GMT -7
ROFL!!!! LOVE IT!!!!
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Post by Laya on Nov 5, 2010 16:04:12 GMT -7
(: good
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Post by Rogue of Night on Nov 5, 2010 16:05:39 GMT -7
Let's do another =D -goes to look up madlibs-
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Post by Rogue of Night on Nov 5, 2010 16:07:56 GMT -7
Dude, I did this for you:
Good evening, I'm kris versteeg, and this is a special report from NASA. Strange things are occurring during this important mission to the Moon. As most of the world knows, the astronauts on this mission are studying whether or not it is possible to sit on the Moon.
Today, two of the astronauts, laya and emily, were outside the space shuttle performing tests. The astronauts reported that an alien spacecraft with fantastical lights landed next to the space shuttle. More than 5456496 aliens left the spacecraft and broke over to the astronauts.
Astronaut laya said, “The aliens are about 48498416 feet tall, and they have stinky skin. We think they are elegant, but we are not sure.”
The astronauts have been trying to talk to the aliens. “Communication has been difficult,” astronaut emily told officials at NASA. “The aliens make sounds like wolves when they are talking.”
The aliens stayed on the Moon for about an hour before they got back into their spacecraft and flew away. Before they left, they gave the astronauts one chocolate. NASA officials think this is a token of friendship and hope we see our alien friends again.
I'm kris versteeg, and this has been a special report. Thank you.
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Post by Laya on Nov 5, 2010 16:09:11 GMT -7
XDXDXD Awesome
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Post by Laya on Nov 5, 2010 16:09:24 GMT -7
The subjects are above if you want me to do one.
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