KotOR (I&II) Quotes and Memorable Experiences

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Anything with Carth or HK interfering in a conversation is automatically win, but a few specific instances come to mind.

Please remember that I play Revan as a female (when I'm not writing), regardless of canon, so YMMV when it comes to conversations.

WARNING: WILL CONTAIN SPOILERS FOR THE GAME.

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Fazza's Hunting Lodge
Anchorhead, Tatooine
Party Members: Revan (Rina Kast), Carth Onasi and Mission Vao

So I walked into Fazza's Hunting Lodge to sell the wraid plate and maybe get some dirt on some of the other hunters, because my character's a manipulative little thing who likes Pazaak too much.
This is the umpteenth time I've gone through the game, but I've never stayed long in the HL before, so I was wandering around when I found Tanis.
Now, later on when you go out onto the Dune Sea, you have the option to help free him from the droids that his wife "fixed" for him (smart woman). If he moves he dies.

I decided to talk to him after finding him in the HL, before heading out to the Dune Sea, as I had ever done it before. Within the first few lines of conversation, this came up:

Tanis Venn: What can I do for you, hmm? Did my wife send you? This ain’t about credits, is it?

Rina Kast: I’m looking for experts. You seem knowledgeable.

Tanis Venn: Well of course, darling, whatever Tanis Venn can do. You know, very few human females come to Tatooine…

Carth Onasi: Hey! You talk to her with a bit of respect in your voice or you’ll end this conversation minus a few teeth! Got it?

Tanis Venn: Hey, hey, hey, let’s calm down, shall we? No offense was meant. You just go ahead and ask your questions.

I really love Carth, even if he does whine... a lot. I always choose the romantic subplot with him.
Anyway, you'll see a lot of quotes from me about him, and hopefully you, James, will be able to give me some memorable quotes as a male Revan, oui?